Thu
Nov
19
woodrowwilson:
morganism82:
OMG was anyone at Tres that night that the guy who lives next to Monica and Carissa (you know- the one with the glasses- so vague I know) did the ENTIRE video dance to Single Ladies? Mind you this happened MONTHS ago.
Well- I guess I recorded it because I just came across it in my iMovie.
Fucking hilarious.
Let’s hear it for Morgan for recording things while drunk AND THEN uploading the videos to my computer WHILE STILL DRUNK and then forgetting about them.
Three cheers!
uhhhhh i do believe so, and if it wasn’t their neighbor then it was def. some other seemingly schwasted guy at tres doin’ his thaaaaang!
i might have fallen in love with the skinny dips all over again that night…..VIDEO PLEASE?
Fact. my roomate was wasted when @ 4am she started screaming “I own chicken!!” because her ex showed up at the local chicken joint’s half off whole chicken night. apparently she brought him there on a date once and he was bringing his new bang out to their spot.
well. i missed her throwing a pumpkin at his head on halloween. but she more than made up for it by incohernently black out drunk started yelling. I OWN CHICKEN!
to take over your boring old job.
when you raise a child.
After they told me on the first day that my services were no longer needed, they called me back two days later. Then the pathetic power hungry dominatrix that fired me kept telling me things like “oh, i told you to bring in your birth certificate” when, in fact, she had not. making me out to be the idiot. i took it in stride, but i was not cut out to sell performance fleece to sorority girls.
anywhay. i went back in today only to FIND OUT i had been fired again yesterday. isnt someone supposed to tell ME about that. what the fuck. im never gonna be your mike again.
old navy, and maybe retail jobs in general. are not necessarily meetings of the mind. why the fuck did i have to be a fine art major?
