Lights Out: Something worth keeping in mind while watching this short clip from Japanese erotic horror flick The Big Tits Dragon: Hot Spring Zombies Vs. Strippers: You are awake and this is real.
(VNSFW, fire crotch.)
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In a break with protocol, the soldiers also took photographs of themselves celebrating their kill. In the photos, Morlock grins and gives a thumbs-up sign as he poses with Mudin’s body. Note that the boy’s right pinky finger appears to have been severed. Staff Sgt. Calvin Gibbs reportedly used a pair of razor-sharp medic’s shears to cut off the finger, which he presented to Holmes as a trophy for killing his first Afghan.
During the first five months of last year, a platoon of U.S. soldiers in Afghanistan went on a shooting spree, killing at least four unarmed civilians and mutilating several of the corpses. The “kill team” – members of the 5th Stryker Brigade stationed near Kandahar – took scores of photos chronicling their kills and their time in Afghanistan. Even before the war crimes became public, the Pentagon went to extraordinary measures to suppress the photos, launching a massive effort to find every file and pull the pictures out of circulation before they could touch off a scandal on the scale of Abu Ghraib.
The images – more than 150 of which have been obtained by Rolling Stone – portray a front-line culture among U.S. troops in which killing innocent civilians is seen as a cause for celebration.
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ipomoeaandthestarstealers:
thedailywhat:
Worst Nightmare Realized of the Day: When a seven-year-old girl in Hanover, Germany, lifted the lid of the toilet in her house, the last thing in the world she expected to find was a seven-foot-long boa constrictor staring back at her. But that’s precisely what she found.
The slithering sewer-dweller eventually made a U-turn down the S-bend, but not before police managed to snap a photo of the literal plumber’s snake.
A wildlife expert, offering a possible explanation, said “[p]eople buy these snakes when they are young and they grow very large very quickly and scare the life out of their owners who try to flush them down the lavatory or release them into the drains.”
brb, investing in a chamber pot.
[afp / photo: germanherald.]
JESUS BALLS CHRIST.
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ipomoeaandthestarstealers:
thedailywhat:
Worst Nightmare Realized of the Day: When a seven-year-old girl in Hanover, Germany, lifted the lid of the toilet in her house, the last thing in the world she expected to find was a seven-foot-long boa constrictor staring back at her. But that’s precisely what she found.
The slithering sewer-dweller eventually made a U-turn down the S-bend, but not before police managed to snap a photo of the literal plumber’s snake.
A wildlife expert, offering a possible explanation, said “[p]eople buy these snakes when they are young and they grow very large very quickly and scare the life out of their owners who try to flush them down the lavatory or release them into the drains.”
brb, investing in a chamber pot.
[afp / photo: germanherald.]
JESUS BALLS CHRIST.
oskahshxjnxnssjsn")
Worst Nightmare Realized of the Day: When a seven-year-old girl in Hanover, Germany, lifted the lid of the toilet in her house, the last thing in the world she expected to find was a seven-foot-long boa constrictor staring back at her. But that’s precisely what she found.
The slithering sewer-dweller eventually made a U-turn down the S-bend, but not before police managed to snap a photo of the literal plumber’s snake.
A wildlife expert, offering a possible explanation, said “[p]eople buy these snakes when they are young and they grow very large very quickly and scare the life out of their owners who try to flush them down the lavatory or release them into the drains.”
brb, investing in a chamber pot.
[afp / photo: germanherald.]
JESUS BALLS CHRIST.
oskahshxjnxnssjsn
(Source: thedailywhat, via yeezus-christ2)
if i did it, i’d hang myself
Just wear real brogues please. Skip the looking like shit part.Brilliant.
CAVIAR
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i just remembered how last christmas eve some drunk guy shattered my phone when i was coming out of the bar and i got upset because i couldnt call a cab. So he gave me his bike and promised me $100 worth of coke. It was raining so hard and i was too tall and big to ride his bike home so i walked halfway home and tried hitchiking only to be picked up by the cops. Who must’ve been in the christmas spirit because they turned my illegal trick into a neat little car ride home, with a cokedealers bike in the back.
i think i might have aquired my second non-sexually-contracted STD
like the time my brother gave me crabs in high school (via the toilet seat)
i don’t know what it is, but my biscuits are burnin
so fine gettin more pussy than a toilet seat
NIGHTNIGHT by DEDDY
