November 2011
2 posts
March 2011
14 posts
1 tag
if i did it, i'd hang myself
girl what
i just remembered how last christmas eve some drunk guy shattered my phone when i was coming out of the bar and i got upset because i couldnt call a cab. So he gave me his bike and promised me $100 worth of coke. It was raining so hard and i was too tall and big to ride his bike home so i walked halfway home and tried hitchiking only to be picked up by the cops. Who must’ve been in the...
i think i might have aquired my second...
like the time my brother gave me crabs in high school (via the toilet seat)
i don’t know what it is, but my biscuits are burnin
so fine gettin more pussy than a toilet seat
Too exhausted to masturbate
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February 2011
12 posts
HURRAY FOR THE RIFF RAFF
travelin to Nashville tonight to stay at IDA (maybe) rad fairy farm. gonna see a not so secret performance of Hurray for the Riff Raff at a rad country bar (eh). Im gonna have a 48 hour erection and break my dick off in bar fight with a hillbilly (hopefully).
That guy was drooling so much he was like a faggot...
January 2011
41 posts
The Fighter
When Mark Wahlberg says “The fighter” it sounds like he’s saying “the fire.” And I can only say that I couldn’t give two fucks less. About the movie, that is.
he had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue
this verse goes out to my niggas in jail
im only gonna sleep with him for meth ONCE
movie title that describes the last dump i took
yeahiwasintheshit:
conversatron:
dirty harry
the black swan
the green mile
im warmed up like a biscuit
like a DANCE biscuit
Insomnia
i have it. and you know who else does? well, according to her imdb profile, Wynona Ryder. It says that when she cant sleep at night she calls al pacino, who is also an insomniac. And they just talk and bond and eat cereal and watch movies and bathe and do crossword puzzles and discuss the future and well who the fuck cares.
But seriously come on Wynona and Al Pacino. You never heard of 3-way?
tom hanks has a son. he is a student at... →
sparkleneelysparkle:
im laughing so hard i am crapping my pants.
but i am also crying.
young man. you are sullying two good names. stop it.
aaaaaaggggghhhhh hahahahha must see!
Marry Fuck Kill? JGL, Ben Foster, Shia
I’d go fuck, fuck, fuck, then kill kill kill, aaaanndd then fuck fuck fuck again. But seriously i couldnt possibly even begin to……..
