January 2010
43 posts
http://www.godhatesshrimp.com/ →
1-61:
“Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God’s law unto the heathens and the sodomites.”
Not as excited as i wanted to be about the womens...
yet, nobody seems to care.
#amitheonlytennisfan
Oboner
I like em more bow-legged than knock-kneed
Pizza, Beer, aaaaaaaaaaaaaand
ICE CREAM!!!!!!!!!!! (id date me)
Ke$hia or whatever the fuck
is a poor example of art imitating life. her style and dress are the way my friends and other girls in my small midwestern town have been for a year or two already. and someone on tumblr wrote how her hooks are a lot like gagas, but id go even further to say that her entire songs can be broken down as a cut and paste of several hip-hop/dance songs of the last couple years. recycled garbage.
just saw a 25 year old skating bye
on those sketchers shoes with the skates built in
joseph gordon levitt at the globes last night
im about to shit a brick
of tofu
Do not masturbate after eating jalapenos
or wash your hands
