December 2010
38 posts
first off, balloons do not terrify nor turn me on
second off, my biggest fear in (tumblr (or all the internet)) life is that my favorites will somehow leave me. sometimes my life depends on you guys. i am fragile. sometimes i cannot go without sparkleneelysparkle. sometimes i cannot go without morganism sometimes i cannot go without the thought that sometimes i depend on all your shit. feelings. whining. joys, etc.
p.s. im talking to you too.
you know what my dick really hates?
the winter
i whip my hair back and forth
ASSHAIR!!!!!!!
It is currently 42 degrees in my house.
Im sleeping under my mattress tonight and im gonna try and piss myself every 10 minutes to stay warm. who wants to join me?!? I can see my breath and this snuggie is obsolete.
its not the drugs
but how do you check/activate an askhole?
future marketing strategy
reviews (commercials) for the new twilight movie at 2 in the morning and hearing the words “epic” and “FIVE STARS” makes me really want to have any future endeavor of mine be reviewed by publications like “bravo” or “the real housewives of san bernadino”
“i dont bow down and kneel for just anybody, you know David Bowie……...”
– IMAN
trading dog walking for cigarettes
this dog starts to act like a fucking lunatic and wont shit in the snow. so its a fair trade. also, i fucking smash crossword puzzles these days like woah. soooooo smart.
Snooki has her first blog on tumblr called, what... →
Dear Santa,
1. Human Caterpillar
2. dvd player
3. lube fountain
