February 2011
12 posts
January 2011
41 posts
The Fighter
When Mark Wahlberg says “The fighter” it sounds like he’s saying “the fire.” And I can only say that I couldn’t give two fucks less. About the movie, that is.
he had a big ass dick and a hurricane tongue
this verse goes out to my niggas in jail
im only gonna sleep with him for meth ONCE
movie title that describes the last dump i took
yeahiwasintheshit:
conversatron:
dirty harry
the black swan
the green mile
im warmed up like a biscuit
like a DANCE biscuit
Insomnia
i have it. and you know who else does? well, according to her imdb profile, Wynona Ryder. It says that when she cant sleep at night she calls al pacino, who is also an insomniac. And they just talk and bond and eat cereal and watch movies and bathe and do crossword puzzles and discuss the future and well who the fuck cares.
But seriously come on Wynona and Al Pacino. You never heard of 3-way?
tom hanks has a son. he is a student at... →
sparkleneelysparkle:
im laughing so hard i am crapping my pants.
but i am also crying.
young man. you are sullying two good names. stop it.
aaaaaaggggghhhhh hahahahha must see!
Marry Fuck Kill? JGL, Ben Foster, Shia
I’d go fuck, fuck, fuck, then kill kill kill, aaaanndd then fuck fuck fuck again. But seriously i couldnt possibly even begin to……..
on hymens:
Roomie: I call dibs on the computer before you tumble for the next 12 hours.
Me: I call dibs on your pussy before your hymen grows back
It was only funny when Ron Burgundy said it.
tomyhusband:
Let’s promise to make our own jokes and never rely on quoting an Apatow flick for conversational filler.
note to self. don't hold leash and piping hot...
This is where it's at, Quentin Terentino.
Whose woods these are I think I know. His house is in the village though; He will not see me stopping here To watch his woods fill up with snow. My little horse must think it queer To stop without a farmhouse near Between the woods and frozen lake The darkest evening of the year. He gives his harness bells a shake To ask if there is some mistake. The only other sound’s the sweep Of the...
thats what I left at (redacted's) house last...
-brynna