March 2011
14 posts
1 tag
if i did it, i'd hang myself
girl what
i just remembered how last christmas eve some drunk guy shattered my phone when i was coming out of the bar and i got upset because i couldnt call a cab. So he gave me his bike and promised me $100 worth of coke. It was raining so hard and i was too tall and big to ride his bike home so i walked halfway home and tried hitchiking only to be picked up by the cops. Who must’ve been in the...
i think i might have aquired my second...
like the time my brother gave me crabs in high school (via the toilet seat)
i don’t know what it is, but my biscuits are burnin
so fine gettin more pussy than a toilet seat
