Thu
Nov
19
Baldysour
Angry about male pattern baldness since 2001.
Mathew Barney the order from cremaster
wait for or skip to 2:40 this video makes me wanna smoke crack and fuck all the while trying to pop my own eyeballs out by shitting too hard
Avett Brothers- i would be sad
I own chicken!!!!!!
Fact. my roomate was wasted when @ 4am she started screaming “I own chicken!!” because her ex showed up at the local chicken joint’s half off whole chicken night. apparently she brought him there on a date once and he was bringing his new bang out to their spot.
well. i missed her throwing a pumpkin at his head on halloween. but she more than made up for it by incohernently black out drunk started yelling. I OWN CHICKEN!
Ella Fitzgerald & Marilyn Monroe
not sure why or even if i should like this…….im imagining ella asking marilyn where to score or dismissing rumors from the daily gawker
Mashup of the Day: Epic mashup of Eric Cartman performing “Poker Face” on South Park, Christopher Walken reading “Poker Face” on Friday Night with Jonathan Ross, and the “Poker Face” music video is epic.
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Wed
Nov
18
I HAVE A KNIFE AND I’M GONNA STICK IT IN HER ASS!!
my mother’s a BITCH!!!!!!!!!!
feel like this all the time……………not towards my mother though. would replace “mother” with oh so many people/places/institutions
Fired from the same job twice in one week
After they told me on the first day that my services were no longer needed, they called me back two days later. Then the pathetic power hungry dominatrix that fired me kept telling me things like “oh, i told you to bring in your birth certificate” when, in fact, she had not. making me out to be the idiot. i took it in stride, but i was not cut out to sell performance fleece to sorority girls.
anywhay. i went back in today only to FIND OUT i had been fired again yesterday. isnt someone supposed to tell ME about that. what the fuck. im never gonna be your mike again.
old navy, and maybe retail jobs in general. are not necessarily meetings of the mind. why the fuck did i have to be a fine art major?
full size?
gee pee oh why oh why i love my new(est) roomie. went to grocery store wasted for drunk munchies and ended up buying each other white roses
