Baldysour

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i just remembered how last christmas eve some drunk guy shattered my phone when i was coming out of the bar and i got upset because i couldnt call a cab. So he gave me his bike and promised me $100 worth of coke. It was raining so hard and i was too tall and big to ride his bike home so i walked halfway home and tried hitchiking only to be picked up by the cops. Who must’ve been in the christmas spirit because they turned my illegal trick into a neat little car ride home, with a cokedealers bike in the back.

Posted 11 months ago — 3 notes