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yeahiwasintheshit: w33d: PART OF DA WEEKEND (SPIRIT ANIMALZ)...

Mon, 14 Dec 2009 00:33:51 -0500

yeahiwasintheshit:

w33d:

PART OF DA WEEKEND (SPIRIT ANIMALZ) NEVER DIES

is this another new fetish? i cant keep up anymore

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Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:21:13 -0500

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Fri, 04 Dec 2009 17:20:52 -0500

ughuhguhguhguhguuhguhuhguhhugugh: dickart:(via jesusislove)

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:46:36 -0500

ughuhguhguhguhguuhguhuhguhhugugh:

dickart:(via jesusislove)

drink your gin and tonnikkah

Thu, 03 Dec 2009 13:40:32 -0500

Little pig, little pig, let me in

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 20:01:24 -0500

Man, shitting with the bathroom door open used to be so liberating

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 19:53:53 -0500

but the place i live in now has that brady-style bathroom between the bedrooms. and the bedrooms have those french style sliding doors. if someone walks in while im blowing a bunny, making a doodie, or blasting a dookie, Im outta shit luck.

i dont know what the fuck im doing anymore

Tue, 01 Dec 2009 17:26:47 -0500

in one of those call me next year moods. want to sleep until january.

metalpatty666: (via rodawfoe) “Oh, I forgot to tell you. I sold...

Mon, 30 Nov 2009 12:46:01 -0500

metalpatty666:

(via rodawfoe)

“Oh, I forgot to tell you. I sold myself to Trish.”

myfavoritecockpics: nakedpicturesofyourdad: [via Bator Bud]

Sat, 28 Nov 2009 18:41:49 -0500

myfavoritecockpics:

nakedpicturesofyourdad:

[via Bator Bud]

Here is a lesson in creative writing. First rule: Do not use semicolons. They are transvestite hermaphrodites representing absolutely nothing. All they do is show you've been to college

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:57:18 -0500

Those who believe in telekinetics. raise my hand.

Tue, 24 Nov 2009 20:55:06 -0500

ieatcatlitter: studentloansforbeermoney:yeahiwasintheshit:ccnida...

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 16:06:18 -0500

ieatcatlitter:

studentloansforbeermoney:yeahiwasintheshit:ccnidaria:chronicdissatisfaction:pertoleum:tedbundy:awesomejon:decimare:howboutno:These are all the ones I know of. And sure he didn’t direct From Dusk Till Dawn, but he did write it.

Sweetie you look so incredible. so delicious. so damn edible.

Sat, 21 Nov 2009 13:49:53 -0500

CARBONDALE-

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:50:05 -0500

woodrowwilson:

morganism82:

OMG was anyone at Tres that night that the guy who lives next to Monica and Carissa (you know- the one with the glasses- so vague I know) did the ENTIRE video dance to Single Ladies? Mind you this happened MONTHS ago.

Well- I guess I recorded it because I just came across it in my iMovie.

Fucking hilarious.

Let’s hear it for Morgan for recording things while drunk AND THEN uploading the videos to my computer WHILE STILL DRUNK and then forgetting about them.

Three cheers!

uhhhhh i do believe so, and if it wasn’t their neighbor then it was def. some other seemingly schwasted guy at tres doin’ his thaaaaang!

i might have fallen in love with the skinny dips all over again that night…..VIDEO PLEASE?

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Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:35:11 -0500

Mathew Barney the order from cremaster wait for or skip to 2:40...

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:27:08 -0500

Mathew Barney the order from cremaster

wait for or skip to 2:40 this video makes me wanna smoke crack and fuck all the while trying to pop my own eyeballs out by shitting too hard

Avett Brothers- i would be sad

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:18:47 -0500

Avett Brothers- i would be sad

I own chicken!!!!!!

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:13:16 -0500

Fact. my roomate was wasted when @ 4am she started screaming “I own chicken!!” because her ex showed up at the local chicken joint’s half off whole chicken night. apparently she brought him there on a date once and he was bringing his new bang out to their spot.

well. i missed her throwing a pumpkin at his head on halloween. but she more than made up for it by incohernently black out drunk started yelling. I OWN CHICKEN!

Did you have to go to jail? Put your house all up for sale?

Thu, 19 Nov 2009 17:08:14 -0500